Naar aanleiding van de start van het voetbalseizoen en de vorming van de Vlaamse regering kon Frank Raes niemand minder dan Donald Trump strikken voor Extra Time. POTUS schuift samen met Filip Joos en Bart De Wever aan tafel.
Frank Raes: “Binnen!… Ah Mr President, welcome to Extra Time!”
The Donald: “Hello Frenk, it’s nice to be in Belgium again, here with you and your very nice wife Cathy.”
Frank Raes: “Thank you for being with us, but Cath and me are no longer together, Mr President.”
The Donald: “Oh that is some very, very sad news. My Fox TV didn’t cover that story, shame on them, shame on them! She was so nice, she was the nicest person I ever met in Belgium.”
Bart De Wever: “Laat mij toch even toe te zeggen dat we hier ook in Vlaanderen zijn, Brussel is de facto nog steeds de hoofdst…” (bruusk afgebroken door POTUS)
The Donald: “Hey Frenk, who’s the funny guy here, who looks like he has just been running a marathon and then had to make a government with a bunch of fake news lefties who can’t even build a wall! Yeah, build a wall!”
Frank Raes: “Mr President, may I present Bart De Wever, Mayor of Antwerp and almost president elect of Flanders.”
The Donald: “Antwerp, never heard of. Flanders, is that a part of China? Because Frenk, I can tell you a lot about China.”
Frank Raes: “No Mr Trump, we talk football here.”
Filip Joos: “And Mr Trump, I’m Filip Joos, a football knower from Belgium. Sorry for my English but my Italian falls with.”
The Donald: “Well, Mr Joes, you know what the best thing is ever coming from Italy, besides Fyra trains and Chicago mobsters?”
Filip Joos: “Yes, catenaccio!”
The Donald: “No!”
Filip Joos: “No? Francesco Totti then!”
The Donald: “No, no, Mr No Use, it’s those parties by my good friend Silvio. Greatest parties ever, didn’t play your catenaccio there! I can promise you that.”
Filip Joos: “Frank, kan je mijn moment van de week er nu bij halen: Totti die aan de zijlijn komt kijken naar een training van het B-elftal van de jeugdploeg van AS Roma?”
The Donald: “No, Mr No Use, I go first with my moment of the week. You’re fired! Just like Bannon, Comey, Spencer,… All fired!”
Bart De Wever: “Ik zou er toch even op willen wijzen dat…”
The Donald: “No, it’s my turn. First the big boys, then the president elect of… What country am I in again, Frenk?”
Frank Raes: “Brussels, in Flanders in Belgium, Mr Trump.”
The Donald: “Ok, whatever, that part of China in the world.”
Bart De Wever: “Maar enfin, meneer Trump!” (rolt met de ogen)
The Donald: “My moment of the week is Mr Nacer Chadli going to Anderlecht, what a surprise and I had to thank him a lot for that!”
Filip Joos: “Komaan, Frank, in een week dat Romelu Lukaku naar Inter Milaan, een grootheid in het Calcio, gaat, kiest die hier voor Chadli die een beetje komt uitbollen bij Anderlecht om nog snel een EK te kunnen meepikken. Dat is toch niet serieus?”
The Donald: “What’s Mr No Use telling? I tought I fired him already. Lukaku to Inter Milaan, it’s fake news! I saw Romelu in the newspaper yesterday and I saw his sprinting results, so I bought him, and he will be my next Chief Secretary of American Football. I tell you that: he’s not made for your women’s game of soccer, he’s made for American football, America only, America first for Romelu! Now Chadli is a true champion that will make Belgium great again. He kicked the ass of the Japanese in the World Cup and now he could be getting a lot of money in China, and I tell you it is a lot of money, it is really a lot, but he’s not doing that! He’s coming back to brave little Belgium! So true folks! God bless Mr Chadli and God bless the United States of America!”
Frank Raes: “Thank you Mr President!”
The Donald: “Ok, that’s all folks, the show is over! Next week I will come back to your lovely show, Frenk, and talk about little Dries coming to New York. It is going to be huge news!”
Bart De Wever: “Paljas!”
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